Unexpected Good FortuneTravelling through Seattle a good 15 years ago, I remembered an old friend I used to blow up Action Men with. We were bored, nothing to lose , so I looked him up in the phonebook. He was the only one of that name in there. "Come and stay," goes he.
Me and my mates were living in a car at that point so a bed was a novelty. After searching for a while, we rock up to a very posh mansion on Puget Sound with its own Helipad. "Come flying," goes he.
Has your luck held out recently?
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chthonic, Thu 14 Sep 2006, 18:43)
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Camcorder delightBought a new house in January 2005 and decided to bust two rooms into one(my mate uses this term to describe back door sex) feel free to use if necessary. Anyway,shitloads of dust all over the place to clean up,when I lifted the gas meter up and swept under it a moneybag with £240 in new and old tenners flipped out.Fucking result!!!!Thoughts of contacting previous owner disapeared in a millisecond .Two days later a new purchase of a camcorder and thoughts of amateur housewives in disgusting poses abound:-p .........Anyone interested?my wife told me fuck off......p.s there is a law in the U.K called theft by finding and there was me thinking, finders keepers,tough shite more like it.
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