Unexpected Good FortuneTravelling through Seattle a good 15 years ago, I remembered an old friend I used to blow up Action Men with. We were bored, nothing to lose , so I looked him up in the phonebook. He was the only one of that name in there. "Come and stay," goes he.
Me and my mates were living in a car at that point so a bed was a novelty. After searching for a while, we rock up to a very posh mansion on Puget Sound with its own Helipad. "Come flying," goes he.
Has your luck held out recently?
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chthonic, Thu 14 Sep 2006, 18:43)
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Pooh turns to wooFirst post hooorah!!!
I was at a well known Scottish Music Festival with my lovely wife.
Being a particularly nice laydee she freaks out at the state of the toilets, piles of pooh, used tampons, condoms etc etc all very nice NOT.
However she almost wet her panties when she noticed a row of portaloos being cleaned before our very own eyes.
They clean the loos using a massive hoover type of contraption to suck up the 2 day old festival toilet water. The hose of the hoover snaked its way past us in the q to the bogs.
My missus gets to the front of the q turns round to me and says "That hose doesn't look safe" just as she closes the bog door behind her.
At the very moment her door closed the hose exploded covering me head to toe in 2 days of bog water..... :-(
Not all bad news though I sent my story to FHM and it was true story of the month and I won a £350 digital camera.
Woo Hoo
sorry for length hope you like it
(, Fri 15 Sep 2006, 16:02, Reply)
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