
Travelling through Seattle a good 15 years ago, I remembered an old friend I used to blow up Action Men with. We were bored, nothing to lose , so I looked him up in the phonebook. He was the only one of that name in there. "Come and stay," goes he.
Me and my mates were living in a car at that point so a bed was a novelty. After searching for a while, we rock up to a very posh mansion on Puget Sound with its own Helipad. "Come flying," goes he.
Has your luck held out recently?
( , Thu 14 Sep 2006, 18:43)
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I rolled and completely wrote off my car on 1st August. I got out without a scratch on me. The old policeman who arrived ran over to the car, clearly expecting to find a body, and looked at me in shock when I delcared I was the driver.. "How the hell have you walked away from that?"
The ambulance turned up quickly too, as whoever called 999 had also decided I must be dead, and the man refused to belive I had no injures, sitting me down and fully examining me (no, not full cavity....unfortunately) only to declare I was the luckiest person in the world.
( , Sat 16 Sep 2006, 9:44, Reply)
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