Unexpected Good FortuneTravelling through Seattle a good 15 years ago, I remembered an old friend I used to blow up Action Men with. We were bored, nothing to lose , so I looked him up in the phonebook. He was the only one of that name in there. "Come and stay," goes he.
Me and my mates were living in a car at that point so a bed was a novelty. After searching for a while, we rock up to a very posh mansion on Puget Sound with its own Helipad. "Come flying," goes he.
Has your luck held out recently?
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chthonic, Thu 14 Sep 2006, 18:43)
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Really bad year so far...??? (edited highlights)Really bad year so far...??? (edited highlights)
Needed a new roof on the house costing £3k …downer
Father-in-law dies, sold his car for £3k …result
Break my leg in a motorbike accident …big downer
Off work on full sick pay …not so bad
Bike insurance error pays out £5k + £500 for extras? …result
Extras sell on eBay for £800 …even better!!
Damages valuation of extras is £1500 …fucking hat-trick!!!
Solicitor’s cheque for £5k in lieu of “my losses” …unbelievable!!!!
More to follow as liability is established …am I dreaming?
Happy pills prescribed by doctor to relieve nightmares …sweat dreams more like
And maybe a disabled parking permit …can it get any better than this?
Boss suggests I do some night school colleges classes …get qualified?
Pass exams with flying colours …fuck your poxy job, I’m never going back!
Start a new life in Phuket …open my own bar / brothel??
Live out the rest of my days in financial & sexual contentment…???
Nurse…!
NURSE…!!
N U R S E…!!!
“It’s all gone black again…?”
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 12:03, Reply)
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