Unexpected Good FortuneTravelling through Seattle a good 15 years ago, I remembered an old friend I used to blow up Action Men with. We were bored, nothing to lose , so I looked him up in the phonebook. He was the only one of that name in there. "Come and stay," goes he.
Me and my mates were living in a car at that point so a bed was a novelty. After searching for a while, we rock up to a very posh mansion on Puget Sound with its own Helipad. "Come flying," goes he.
Has your luck held out recently?
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chthonic, Thu 14 Sep 2006, 18:43)
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well i'll be fucked if anyone reads this 'lil dooziewell. last year i was diagnosed with epilepsy, and lost my PPL (private pilots liscense) just after i'd nearly completed the fucking course when i was 20. ANYWAY-good came of this, bear with me. i am an electrician, and i suffered a seizure at work. "so what" you say, well, it was in front of the cheif h&s exec, and he went to my firm and had a whinge. i was then suspended illegally (on full pay) for ages, by my boss who hates me and thinks i'm a cunt. he realised this after two months, and shat himself over the legal ramifications. i threatened to sue him. i now get full sick pay AND UNLIMITED holiday. who's the cunt now
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 14:57, Reply)
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