Unexpected Good FortuneTravelling through Seattle a good 15 years ago, I remembered an old friend I used to blow up Action Men with. We were bored, nothing to lose , so I looked him up in the phonebook. He was the only one of that name in there. "Come and stay," goes he.
Me and my mates were living in a car at that point so a bed was a novelty. After searching for a while, we rock up to a very posh mansion on Puget Sound with its own Helipad. "Come flying," goes he.
Has your luck held out recently?
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chthonic, Thu 14 Sep 2006, 18:43)
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I thought someone was wanking in the mayonnaise at my local branch of McDonaldsbut it just turned out to be John Peel, Pope John Paul II and Steve Irwin driving an ice-cream van, proffering cups of tea while wearing headphones and expressing amazement that inbred Norfolk people didn't like the snow or the fact that MSN wasn't working.
And then I got chilli on my cock.
/cynical
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 20:42,
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