Unexpected Good FortuneTravelling through Seattle a good 15 years ago, I remembered an old friend I used to blow up Action Men with. We were bored, nothing to lose , so I looked him up in the phonebook. He was the only one of that name in there. "Come and stay," goes he.
Me and my mates were living in a car at that point so a bed was a novelty. After searching for a while, we rock up to a very posh mansion on Puget Sound with its own Helipad. "Come flying," goes he.
Has your luck held out recently?
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chthonic, Thu 14 Sep 2006, 18:43)
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Actually...I was once having an arguement over msn. (The shame...) And I was calling some kid an illiterate retard. However, I spooned up, and called him an illiterate betard instead. He hastened to point out my mistake. Google however, came to my rescue, and I kindly pointed out to him that it was a sly insult, comparing him to a zebra battery.(http://www.betard.co.uk/ has the answers.)
The good fortune however, goes further. Upon retelling this story, I was directed to this site. So there. Booya-Kasha.
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