Unexpected Good FortuneTravelling through Seattle a good 15 years ago, I remembered an old friend I used to blow up Action Men with. We were bored, nothing to lose , so I looked him up in the phonebook. He was the only one of that name in there. "Come and stay," goes he.
Me and my mates were living in a car at that point so a bed was a novelty. After searching for a while, we rock up to a very posh mansion on Puget Sound with its own Helipad. "Come flying," goes he.
Has your luck held out recently?
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chthonic, Thu 14 Sep 2006, 18:43)
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I'm not one for luck.But.......
It was really more my friend who was lucky.....that he's not sterile
one day after eating way too much sugar at lunch time in year 9, he put my school bag in the lift and pressed the "up" button for a joke, so that I'd have to go all the way upstairs and get it, he wasn't counting on me scissor kicking him in the balls instead, so after said kicking, he passed out into the door way, me and my other mates were laughing our heads off, instead of checking to see if he was OK, it also turned out that the lift was broken and the door didn't close, so I got my bag back as well,
Like I said, he was bloody lucky he still has the use of his testicles
(, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 20:50, Reply)
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