
Travelling through Seattle a good 15 years ago, I remembered an old friend I used to blow up Action Men with. We were bored, nothing to lose , so I looked him up in the phonebook. He was the only one of that name in there. "Come and stay," goes he.
Me and my mates were living in a car at that point so a bed was a novelty. After searching for a while, we rock up to a very posh mansion on Puget Sound with its own Helipad. "Come flying," goes he.
Has your luck held out recently?
( , Thu 14 Sep 2006, 18:43)
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But what luck when i noticed 3 crisp £50 notes fall out of my arse.
...and a winning lottery ticket.
...then a random blonde bird sat on my face and pedalled my ears.
you cant make this stuff up, you really cant.
( , Wed 20 Sep 2006, 14:58, Reply)
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