Unexpected Good FortuneTravelling through Seattle a good 15 years ago, I remembered an old friend I used to blow up Action Men with. We were bored, nothing to lose , so I looked him up in the phonebook. He was the only one of that name in there. "Come and stay," goes he.
Me and my mates were living in a car at that point so a bed was a novelty. After searching for a while, we rock up to a very posh mansion on Puget Sound with its own Helipad. "Come flying," goes he.
Has your luck held out recently?
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chthonic, Thu 14 Sep 2006, 18:43)
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At St James' Park the other weekand I had to nip to the toilet for a quick pee just before the second half started. During my much needed piss I heard the roar from the Toon Army crowd as the players came back out. I started to rush so I could make it back for the kick off and I made the mistake of, shaking my tinkle, popping the old fella back home and zipping up, all in one ill judged movement.
If it wasn't for the fact I've been blessed with an incredibly small cock I could've been in real trouble.
Length??? Now you see it, now you don't.
(, Thu 21 Sep 2006, 2:31, Reply)
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