Here we go
I was walking down the street and I heard the golden tones of a lady singing on the street corner, with a bucket full of coins donated by well-wishers equally impressed with her singing prowess. As I got closer I saw that she was in fact a lady who had given her life over to the service of God, and was wearing a full habit.

I got chatting to her and found out that the money she raised was going to help lepers or spackers (I forget which) in an orphanage in Micronesia. I felt heartwarmed to know there was someone so dedicated to helping out those less fortunate than myself and asked if there was anything I could do to help.

I asked the young lady if she would like to have a cup of coffee with me while she discussed the latest improvement to the home for the 'tards and said that I would gladly help raise money if there was anything I could do to help. I explained that I was in the songwriting business and if she would like I could help her record a charity single to raise funds. She replied that that was an excellent idea but she would need a catchy new tune.

That was the day that the Nun expected new ditty.


_{I apologise for shitness.}
( M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Thu 28 May 2009, 13:59, 1 reply)

I feel bad
for clicking this.

*I* enjoy shit puns, but encouraging these crimes brings unpleasant social consequences like never getting laid.
(Scritty Bakerman., Thu 28 May 2009, 14:17, closed)