If you go down to the woods today .......
Following is a pearoast from Oct 07. Not 100% relevant I don't suppose in respect of the "un-erotic" element of the question. Here you go anyway though with my apologies.

I was out cycling one Sunday morning with a couple of my mates when we came across ... (a phrase which here means "encountered") a candid photo shoot ... and a professional one at that ! A party of about a dozen; photographers, lighting guys, probably camera techs etc. and two gorgeous naked chicks draped over a large capacity Japanese motorcycle. So probably for Superbike or some such.

They were downwind of us and all being intent on the task in hand didn't hear our stealthy approach.

Unfortunately when they eventually did realise we were there they quickly threw a couple of coats coats over the babes. Too late though. As they say, you can't unring a bell.

Poor things ! They must have been shy.
( Ramsay Tupper, Thu 28 May 2009, 14:09, Reply)