Needs more insulation!
Not something I've seen with my own eyes... only mentally.

So I still live at home with both my brothers and my parents. One brother's room is below me and the other's room is next to mine (separated by a fairly thin wall).

Now both brothers have girlfriends whilst I have to settle for the unlimited grumble material that resides on the interweb.

Anyways said brothers usually partake in the evenings pleasure of banging their girlfriends at high volumes. This in turn leads to the unpleasant mental image of your own brethren going at it all night. They're not even subtle about it, I'm trying to get some sleep and all I get is "Tom, TOM! oh oh" etc. I'm sorely tempted to get my own back and just blast pron through my surround sound speaker at high volumes to see how they like it.

Then there was that time at a mates house party. I'm being anti social and chatting to a mate on MSN briefly when in flies my friend locking the door behind him... whilst in his pants. Not nude but very unexpected! I bravely step forwards, open the door and shout to the 5 ladies standing there (who were now wondering when Mr. Handsome turned into Mr Blobby with a few extra pounds and a wig) that they take me instead. The barge me out the way and ravage my friend. Two things I didn't want to see that night, my mate in his under crackers running towards me at full pelt and then said mate getting jumped on by 5 birds. Lucky git, why the fuck was he running?

Length? Couldn't see past the cotton and I'm not going to imagine it either!

First post after muchos lurking.
(Dr.Spack Dr. Lepper! What's the worst that can happen?, Thu 28 May 2009, 14:23, Reply)