My mate
used to have a penchant for nakedness, but always when least expected.

I was sat there on his sofa, minding my own business watching TV while he got ready to go out that night.

I felt something brush my ear.

He had decided to shove his cock
in.
my.
ear.

I wasn't amused. Or aroused.
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Thu 28 May 2009, 14:26, 6 replies)

but was he?
amused, I mean...
(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Thu 28 May 2009, 14:27, closed)

Thankfully not
That would have resulted in a wholly different scream from me.
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Thu 28 May 2009, 14:34, closed)

Was he
A south park enthusiast or sommat?
(Scritty Bakerman., Thu 28 May 2009, 14:27, closed)

When I were a lass,
that was called 'fucking some sense into' someone.
(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Thu 28 May 2009, 14:36, closed)

an old housemate of mine used to pull this gag regularly
but much more subtly. he'd walk into the living room, sit down next to you, open another beer and casually watch the telly. sometimes it'd take you a good half hour or more before you might happen to notice his cock hanging out of his flies.
(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Thu 28 May 2009, 15:03, closed)

This
happens alot to me...

mates, ehhh???

Cunts, quite frankly... utter, utter cunts.

*click*
( SpankyHanky, Thu 28 May 2009, 16:37, closed)