Unexpected NudityThere you are minding your own business, looking neither to the left, nor to the right, when suddenly... SURPRISE TODGER!
Tell us just how un-erotic unexpected encounters with nudey people can be.
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chthonic, Thu 28 May 2009, 13:32)
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One day, when walking through the forbidden woods...As is my wont, I came upon a strange house.
I say strange, but I suppose the house was normal. The people inside, however, were less so. For in this house, everyone was covered in thick layers of fur coats, scarves, the works.
Considering how hot the poor bastards were, it was odd for them to act like I was the one acting strange for wearing *ahem* less than most.
That was unexpected nude pity.
...fuck me that was terrible in so many ways.
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