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It was the first night of a trip to Germany and I arrive back at the hotel after downing a shed load of beers. I managed to get all my clothes off and climb into bed.

All was fine until a few hours later when I needed a piss, annoyed I stumble bleary eyed to the bathroom taking my normal at home route of out of the bed and take a right.

The only problem was that I wasn't at home.

I am in fact now standing in the corridor of a German hotel, naked with the door to my room locked behind me.

Bollocks, I thought two doors in my room and I pick the wrong one, and I still need to piss.

The only thing to do was to boldly walk down to reception and get them to let me back into my room.

I spent the rest of the weekend trying to avoid the girl on the front desk who had to deal with the pissed up naked Englishman.
( Terry Oblong There's nobody here but us chickens on, Thu 28 May 2009, 14:45, 6 replies)

reminds me of that Mr Bean sketch
did you go around the hotel with a sign saying 'Private' on the the front and 'Exit' on the back?

*click*
(Lord Chode, Thu 28 May 2009, 14:55, closed)

why is it
that, when you're hammered, you feel the need to remove all your clothes just to have a piss? i always do it, but i don't know why.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 28 May 2009, 14:57, closed)

I did similar
in Leamington Spa, fortunately I had boxers on!
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Thu 28 May 2009, 15:34, closed)

I read the last words as
"deal with being pissed on by a naked Englishman".

I'm not sure why.
( TheMagicDwarf is back like ballroom dancing, Thu 28 May 2009, 16:28, closed)

"deal with being pissed on by a naked Englishman".
that story is for another QOTW
( Terry Oblong There's nobody here but us chickens on, Fri 29 May 2009, 0:59, closed)

Apparently
It's fine to do whatever you want in a hotel.

Just dont mention the war!
(Wooden meal is. Or is he?, Fri 29 May 2009, 12:48, closed)