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There you are minding your own business, looking neither to the left, nor to the right, when suddenly... SURPRISE TODGER!

Tell us just how un-erotic unexpected encounters with nudey people can be.

(suggested by wanderingjoe)

(, Thu 28 May 2009, 13:32)
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19th Birthday's
It was a pleasantly warm and dry November evening. (I know, hard to believe)

Being without girl friend and In Liverpool with my flatmates (all male), we decided to do the traditional thing for a birthday, and get shit faced on a combination of Jack Daniels and Marijuana (Pleasant enough mix!)

We went to the local pub to take advantage of the local pool table (free if they recognised you, which they did, =D) and the comely young bar lady.

After quaffing too much, as is tradition.

I decided it was time to head for home...*Drink Addled Fug* ....I then woke up in my bed.

Thankfully my companions weren't so drink addled as to have forgotten what I did.

I excused myself politely from the pub, gathered my cronies and started walking home. I breached the front door as one does faced with that solid barrier of an entrance; and promptly started to undress in the living room as if it was the most natural thing in the world, I then proceeded into the kitchen, to take a PISS in the corner, not a small one either judging by the lake in the morning!

Upon my return to the front room, I sat down, rolled a few joints and then went to bed.

All of this entirely naked, while surrounded by my male flatmates, I'm completely heterosexual, so I don't know what the hell I was playing at, I must have been un-comfortable in all those clothes!

I was apparently, not aware of my naked state, and once they finally convinced me I was naked, I apparently said:

"Well, you've got one too so no worries!"

Of course, I don't remember any of this, but it sounds like something I would say and do.
(, Thu 28 May 2009, 15:37, 2 replies)
as i've said before
what is it about being drunk that makes you need to strip naked just for a piss?
(, Thu 28 May 2009, 15:43, closed)
(, Thu 28 May 2009, 16:29, closed)

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