Care work numbs you to nudity...
I have worked with adults with learning disabilities for several years now, and have probably seen more tits, bums, willies and fannies than your average porn star, or indeed viewer.

There is, however, one incident that stands out. I was taking one of the residents on holiday with two other workers. We had hired a little cottage on the south coast of England and we were enjoying the freezing weather and lack of anything being open.
Now this particular gentleman spends a significant amount of time in the nude. He takes his clothes off at random and because he normally wears incontinence pads, once he has stripped everything off he just goes where he stands. He was also at the time suffering from a condition that caused swelling of the testicles. At this point he was on a waiting list for an operation and they were possibly at their biggest. I'm talking rugby ball sized.
Anyway, because we were in unfamiliar surroundings, in an unfamiliar place, this guy would just not settle. His clothes had come off and we were sitting round having a few beers, just like a normal evening, but with a naked man sitting in the corner. We decided we would sleep in shifs. I took the first shift awake. I sat up with him for a while, then he went to bed. I decided to take the bed next to him to relax, and I would read for a bit, before waking someone up to do the next shift.
I fell asleep.
Some kind of internal emergency alarm woke me a couple of hours later. I could hear giggling. I was disoriented as to where I was because I still had my clothes on, and I was not in my own bed. I turned my head, still lying down, just in time to see a cock and enormous balls, about 5cm from my face, with the man in question just getting ready to pee...

Luckily, I got away.

This really needs a length joke...Not as long as it would have been without the giant balls.
(allthatglittersisglitter, Thu 28 May 2009, 20:43, 1 reply)

That'll teach ya
to not sleep on watch :p
(Scritty Bakerman., Fri 29 May 2009, 17:29, closed)