Little and Large get arrested
Whilst still a student, I scrimped and saved my pennies* so I could go on one of those 'sports' tours, as lovingly described here by our understanding and liberal tabloid press.

www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-563782/We-want--drunken-British-students-wreck-Spanish-resort.html

I put the inverted commas on sports, because no sport was actually played as we missed the bus due to drunkenness, but that is another story. This weeks request is for unexpected nudity, and unexpected nudity you shall have.

We arrived in Salou, Spain, early afternoon and immediately hit the beach armed with some liquid sustinance. Being the first day, there were lots of people going a bit mad. Students everywhere already pissed up, puking in gutters, and ritualistically shaving their passed out friends. By comparison, my chums and I were being quite sedate, a few bevies and a beach based kick around.

A few yards down the beach from us were another group of students who seemed similarly restrained. That was until two of them decided it would be a good idea to strip bollock naked and take a stroll up and down the beach, not get naked run in the sea and get dressed again quickly, I mean a 10 minute stroll making polite conversation with all and sundry.

Now these events are usually pretty liberal in terms of policing. The vast amounts of money made, means the police generally leave people to it. However there is a line and when you cross it, you are fucked. These two fairly spectacularly crossed the line and were duly bent over a barrel and buggered by Spains finest. But its not the comical arrest I want to talk about, or even the hilarity of the tears from these macho chaps that followed. Oh no, I just want to know what possesses a short, fat, ginger bloke with an impressively small cock, to walk around a beach butt-naked with his taller, tanned, more sculpted, more handsome chum who just happens to have an ENOMOUS penis?

Length? At least 7 inches on the flop.

*extended my already massive overdraft and added to my already colossal debt.
(Bam Bam McPenis will change all this when he is fuhrer., Thu 28 May 2009, 20:49, Reply)