ultimate cock
I see there have been a few flashing stories already, but you can have mine too.

After a messy all-nighter struggling to get three essays done, I trunded off to campus in the wee hours to print them off. I was too poor to buy a printer see. As I walk by one of the halls of residence a young gentleman leapt out at me, producing the most enormous wang from his hideously tragic jogging bottoms.

(Oh, and I got a week's extension on my essay's because of the trauma. Which I naturally left until the following Sunday to pull another all nighter.)

He must have been about 17, but was certain that I "would love some" to which I replied:

"No thank you" (Manners cost nothing)

It then took be about 15 minutes to realise that I literally just had someone wanking at me, in woodland, at 8am.

Incidentally, he didn't have any pubes, and I was quite disturbed by by the fact this stuck in my mind. But the Police knew about his lack of undergrowth too, so I now feel less dirty.
(thants, Thu 28 May 2009, 21:49, Reply)