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There you are minding your own business, looking neither to the left, nor to the right, when suddenly... SURPRISE TODGER!

Tell us just how un-erotic unexpected encounters with nudey people can be.

(suggested by wanderingjoe)

(, Thu 28 May 2009, 13:32)
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Underage homo-eroticism, mumshock, paedo-whoops, strip-dad and accidental PHWOAR
Took me a while to think of that subject line.

The first occasion was at primary school, following a trip to the swimming pool. We headed for the showers. Nakedness was expected, but seeing my mate's angry stonk-on was not. He claimed it was 'the water temperature'. I occasionally remind him of it to this day.

Then round the same friend's house one summer, his batshit-insane mother dashes from the garden through the living room, in the buff, holding a tiny cushion to obscure her wrinkly sex purse from view (unsuccessfully).

Next, some weeks later, I'm lying on my back in their hallway, playing with his dog. I look up to be greeted by the sight of his 4-year old sister positioned directly over my head, pants and skirt round her ankles. Her words? "I done a poo, need a wipe". She had too, as my nose confirmed. I declined politely and called for help.

It gets worse. Sitting in his bedroom after school, we're playing on the Amiga. In walks his dad having just arrived home from work, sweating profusely. As we sat there, trying desperately to save our precious pixellated lemmings from comitting suicide, his father starts a conversation while simultaneously peeling off his shirt, then vest, socks and trousers in short order. Mercifully he stopped at the underpants and retreated to his own bedroom, just as I was about to scream.

Finally, a few years later, working alone in his darkened bedroom doing some GCSE coursework (as he had a PC, I didn't), I glimpse movement out of the corner of my eye. His other younger sister emerges from her bedroom completely naked, stands unknowingly full-frontal for a few seconds and then disappears into the bathroom opposite, presumably to wipe her boyfriend's cum off her chest*

That completed the set. I had seen his entire family naked.

* Seriously. She was a bit of a slag
(, Fri 29 May 2009, 5:25, 10 replies)
Nicely told!
(, Fri 29 May 2009, 10:17, closed)
Thanks :)

(, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 2:38, closed)
Great tale as always
you dirty fucker, you.

(, Fri 29 May 2009, 12:10, closed)
Normally, you'd be right in asserting my dirtiness
but on this occasion, I have to protest my innocence. I had no power to stop this onslaught of skin/retina combat.

Having said that, I probably cracked one off that night after glimpsing his older sister shimmering in the bedroom corridor.
(, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 2:35, closed)
Gets a click
for wrinkly sex purse.
(, Fri 29 May 2009, 12:29, closed)
Thanks DG
It looked like an inverted kangaroo scrotum money pouch. I can still picture it now...

(, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 2:37, closed)
This post is a genuine Ronseal, doing exactly what it says on the tin the heading
(, Fri 29 May 2009, 16:16, closed)

(, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 2:39, closed)
No wonder
you were friends for so long. How long did it take you to complete the set?
(, Sat 30 May 2009, 11:39, closed)
We're still friends
My eye-witness accounts were a running joke throughout our school years. His family was a little odd, mind.

From start to finish, it took around 6 years. I suppose if you spend enough time with people, you will eventually see them naked.
(, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 2:28, closed)

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