how can life drawing possibly yield unexpected nudity?
well, in this case, the nudity was both expected and unexpected.
we were EXPECTING a nude model, probably female. what we got was Dorothy.
now for a start, it was a warm day. the room was small, and already smelt of sweaty unwashed art students. we were hung over to SHIT me and my mates, and about ready to die of dehydration. in walks dorothy. the dressing gown covered what looked to be a fairly average figure, a plain, uninteresting face.. not exactly tossbank worthy.
then the small fan heater was set up so she didn't get cold.
then the robe came off.

fuck me. it was the single most hideous pair of wrinkled, flaccid, spaniels ears i'd ever seen. like a couple of sandwich bags full of warm cottage cheese with a huge dark brown nipple tacked on the front.
then there was the gunt. imagine jabba the hut asleep, but waxy white. the armpit hairs were such that if anyone dared, they could have fashioned a rope and abseilied to safety.. OR they could have just lopped off the bush, chucked it out of the window and jumped onto it, either way. she looked like she's lost about 15 stone or something. as the session went on, the heat got worse, she started to sweat. and i mean sweat, like big droplets rolling down her back. then the SMELL made itself known. this woman smelt like sour milk. it was seriously disgusting, fuck knows where the college found her. it was in one way a masterstroke, a room full of hormone-laden, sex-obsessed teenagers and a naked woman, and not a lewd comment or stifled erection in sight. in fact, a room fo the fastest sketching, most concentraded effort you'll ever see on an art course.
when she got up off the white plinth to re-robe, there was a pool of sweat on it.. with a little..brown..mark.. RIGHT in the middle where her poopchute would be. *shudders*
(UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Fri 29 May 2009, 10:43, 2 replies)

The price off art!
But then again, who said models needed to be of the non minging variety! I think you had been set up!
( fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Fri 29 May 2009, 10:50, closed)

I loved
that job.
(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Fri 29 May 2009, 13:16, closed)