I suppose he couldn't help it...
Peteloaf reminds me of this. 1988, college, graphic design course - this also involved doing some fine art, because, as the head lecturer opined "It's no good being on the course if you can't actually fucking draw".

So once a week, we did various bits of fine art - fruit, self portaits, that sort of really dull stuff - and then a life class. Now, our reaction wasn't what most people may expect, i.e "Wahey, hope it's a really fit lass with massive norks".

No. We knew exactly what we were getting - a recently retired bloke, seeking to eke out his miserable pension by coming to the college every other day in order to whop out his 'pensioner's lunch' and sit for two hours in a slightly over-heated room whilst a bunch of students captured, using the medium of whatever they liked, the beauty and grace of the naked human form. Or something.

So, we knew what we were getting. That wasn't the unexpected part. The unexpected part came about twenty minutes into the session, when the object of our study suddenly started to get a bit of a lob on...

It's actually quite difficult to draw a moving object...
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 29 May 2009, 12:17, 5 replies)

What a delightfully horrible image...
Though I imagine it must be quite hard (fnar) to avoid that in a life-drawing class. I'd have thought you'd stand/lie/pose there constantly thinking, "for fuck's sake, DO NOT get a stiff one now...if I can stop myself getting a concrete donkey just once then please god let it be now..."

I don't know, if I start thinking like that then sod's law says I'll end up with a pan-handle that could poke holes in a cheap door...
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 29 May 2009, 12:20, closed)

Heeheee
"Dont-think-about-prettyyounglesbians-fingering-each-other"
"Dont-think-about-prettyyounglesbians-fingering-each-other"
"Dont-think-about-prettyyounglesbians-fingering-each-other"
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Fri 29 May 2009, 12:32, closed)

You bastard!
How am I supposed to hide this fucking great diamond cutter under my desk?
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 29 May 2009, 12:40, closed)

Ha-ha!
You should get a click just for 'concrete donkey'...!
(SonoraAeroClub "OH SWEET HELEN OF BALLS!", Fri 29 May 2009, 12:33, closed)

This interesting situation
was depicted in a TV ad for women's body spray a few years ago, Impulse was it?
It probably happens a lot. Great fun.
(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Fri 29 May 2009, 13:07, closed)