Tits and Teabags
This is a tale of my own un-erotic nudity.

Having just touched down at Caister Soul Weekender, my very shy and deeply respectful to women friend (now housemate) and I settled down for a bit of a smoke and a bit of a drink. Exit housemate for a pee in the loo of our delightfully white trash static caravan. On exiting the bathroom his belt loop caught on a rogue lip of metal, he managed to simultaneously bend the frame from around the sink and wedgie himself. After I had finished laughing at him we decided to fix the frame with a makeshift hammer i.e, one of my shoes. Job's a good'un....Or so I thought.


Anyway, about 4pm we were, well, toasted and so as not to bring a premature end to the evenings festivities I decied to take a nice sobering shower. As the bedroom was literally a step away from the bathroon I decided to forgo donning my dressing gown and nip across the 'hall' in my towel. So I carefully wraped the towel around me, opened the door and stepped out shouting "It's all yours!". As I did this my towel became hooked on the same lip of metal and as I stepped into the hall/kitchen my housemate was faced with a very naked me. He was making me a cuppa as a surprise. I think I had the monopoly on surprise. For a split second we made eye contact then he went puce and covered his eyes with the teabags he was fishing out of the cups.

I started laughing uncontrollably at the ridiculousness of it all and out of the corner of my eye I saw, through the kitchen window a man, naked apart from a cowboy hat and a rather large...grin dancing around just as I clocked him he clocked me which set me off laughing even more. Housemate uttered the immortal line "For goodnessake go and put some bloody clothes on!".

I was quite upset that he found seeing me naked quite so traumatising! I'm not that bloody bad! HUMPH.
(GirlOfTheWorld, Fri 29 May 2009, 15:21, 2 replies)

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POIDH?

Tee hee
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 29 May 2009, 15:33, closed)

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(Kip, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 12:55, closed)