My sister and I once bought rather fetching, expensive yellow swimsuits
and went swimming in them, thinking we were the bees' knees.

Unfortunately, our new cossies turned transparent at the slightest splash of water, advertising our non-natural blonde status to the world. We were like the girl in the itsy bitsy teeny weeny yellow polka dot bikini - y'know, afraid to come out of the water!

This easily trumped our previous week's humiliation, when we'd gracefully dived into a pool together, dislodging our bikini tops and floundered around, pretending not to notice the lifeguards pointing and laughing at us.
(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Fri 29 May 2009, 17:17, 2 replies)

This happened to my sister once too.
She had to stay in the pool while my ex wife dashed off to buy her a new cossie, then was on standby with a massive towel to cover her when she got out to get changed.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 29 May 2009, 18:18, closed)

Hahahaha!
It's not just us then!
(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Fri 29 May 2009, 19:27, closed)