Dancing boobies
I play in a traditional Scottish band, and one night at a wedding we were playing for a dance called the Dashing White Sergeant. Part of this involves 6 people dancing round and back in a circle, holding hands. It's quite a vigorous dance, and a lot of wedding garb for women is not designed for such activity, so their boobage tends to pop out on occasion.

Anyway, on this night, a woman up near the stage had on a strapless dress, and while dancing in the circle her tits made a break for freedom. Seeing her predicament, the two men on either side held her hands tightly to prevent her from rescuing the situation, so she was dancing with everything on full display and wobbling energetically for a full 8 bars of music. Nice dark nipples they were too, I seem to remember.

Of course we in the band had all spotted this, and the fact that she saw the four of us chuckling lecherously made it all the sweeter!
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 29 May 2009, 20:29, 1 reply)

A click for the men involved
Excellent effort there.
(Vice Admiral Sir Charles Cockbrush KCB MBE DSO, who is finding it increasingly difficult to log into b3ta.com wants to duck your aunt and kick your puppy, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:36, closed)