Not MY unexpected nudity
cos I knew we were starkers. But ... a shorter one this time ! (Fnar).

Last Christmas day night me and the fiance got absolutely plastered. He challenged me to a game of Drinking Trivial Pursuit, confident he'd win. Unfortunately for him, most of the questions came out as film related, and he's shit at films, and more importantly I'm not.
So many shots of vodka later he's going all for a forfeit he thinks I'll refuse (therefore meaning he wins by default)- he says, "If you get the next question wrong, you have to run up the garden naked. If you don't, I'll run up the garden naked."
I'm feeling no pain (having had more than a few voddies myself) so I agree.
Sadly for him chance picks a film question, which I get right. So has to strip off and do the run.

However:
My fiance is totally blind. He has no sight whatsoever, and he couldn't run in a straight line anywhere if his life depended on it. I'm not much better, but I have some residual vision and it's my own garden we're talking about so I know the route. Somehow he persuades me to get naked and run with him too (fuck knows why - I won the bloody question afterall !) I think we'll be fine though cos it's dark and the neighbors won't see. And we're drunk so it's all fun and games. Heh.

So two fucking drunk blind idiots strip off and stagger out of the back door, dogs barking, wobbly bits shaking, and I try to guide him - running - up the garden path. We giggle like lunatics and run through the frosty night air like a couple of nerks, trying to be quiet but failing as only drunken twats can do.
We get up to the other end of the garden, having bounced off the shed, plants, trees etc, knocking over garden furniture, and turn to come back. The dogs are still going nuts and we're gurning like fools.
Suddenly the neighbor's back door opens.
"Who's there ?" shouts my elderly male neighbor, obviously thinking there's a fucking burglary in progress or something. His missus is cawing from behind him, "Be careful Eddie ! "
We freeze in the dark... just as one of the dogs runs past the pir sensor for my 500w security light - something I had deliberately avoided tripping - which comes on with a firm "click".
And there we were- the two mental blind buggers that all the neighbors don't know how to talk to, naked as the day we were born, and illuminated in 500 watts of glory.
My fiance, having no light perception, says, "Whassappening ?"

The only sound I could hear in the chilly stillness was the neighbor's back door closing with a slam.
(womanwhocanonlylivewithdogs, Fri 29 May 2009, 20:51, 3 replies)

Go you - making a blind man run round nekkid is always fun
I love that running around naked gives you the fear, even though you can't see if anyone can see you.

One question if I may. How do you read the questions or do you have a Braille set?
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Fri 29 May 2009, 21:29, closed)

We're in the process
of scanning all the questions into a computer, or, I've got a sighted mate to read them out and transferred them. Scanning takes forever and the ocr isn't exactly fool proof.
We've been doing this on and off for two years but we're still not done. Problem is now, we know most of the transferred questions and answers off by heart ! So sometimes we use trivia websites as a substitute for the questions.
We can't find a braille version of the questions (tactile game board we have) and as far as I know there isn't one (?), because the cards would be about the size of an a4 sheet.

I'm not mad about the running about nekkid. And himself doesn't run, normally. The evils of alcohol !!
(womanwhocanonlylivewithdogs, Sat 30 May 2009, 8:48, closed)

Brilliant!
Heh heh!! Wonderful and thank you for sharing this clickworthy story with us!!
( Vambo, Fri 29 May 2009, 21:32, closed)