I am incredibly short-sighted. And female.
Anyway. One night I had my mate over to stay. He was crashing in my lounge (the door to which was faulty and couldn't be closed).

Bed-time comes, so I say goodnight to my mate, waltz off to the bathroom and take out my contact lenses. Then I remembered to tell my mate something, so wandered back into the lounge without bothering to put my glasses on. I really am short-sighted, so my mate is just a fuzzy blob.

I'm nattering away to my mate, but he's acting funny with me, not really replying, just acting strange. After a few minutes, I squinted a bit at my mate and realised that he wasn't just a fuzzy blob, he was an entirely pink fuzzy blob. Why would he be pink? Because he's not wearing any... ohhhhh....

So, as my mate sees it, he's getting changed for bed, completely starkers, and in I wander and strike up a conversation with him like nothing unusual's going on.

He never stayed again.
( biscuitbiscuit is in ur garden, watering ur plantz, Fri 29 May 2009, 21:41, Reply)