In front of God and everybody
Back when I was working evenings, hubby always went to bed well before I got home. I would walk through the pitch-black house and undress in the dark so as not to disturb his sleep. You think you know what's coming, don't you?

Well, you're wrong.
I actually walked a fair clip into a half open door and screamed in pain. It had caught me right in the eye and I could hardly see for the pain. Hubby flew down the stairs out of bed and flicked on the light to see how badly I was injured.

There we are: me sobbing and clutching my nose and him solicitously peering into my face, as we realize we are standing in front of a HUGE picture window.

With the shades up.

In our religious neighborhood, full of Word of God people.

He sleeps naked.
(TDub Nunc id vides, nunc ne vides on, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 4:29, 5 replies)

Oh, dear.
I read that as "peeing into my face".

Sorry.
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:30, closed)

So did I.
*clears throat*

sorry about that
(Scritty Bakerman., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:19, closed)

LOL
He does sort of pee solicitously...
(TDub Nunc id vides, nunc ne vides on, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 4:43, closed)

So you like it a bit rough in front of the window, huh?

*waggles eyebrows*
( flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 4:59, closed)

!
That's certainly what the neighbors thought...
(TDub Nunc id vides, nunc ne vides on, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 15:19, closed)