Oh yeah also
I was on the underground years ago and there was a very old, very well dressed, and very drunk gentleman standing by the door.

He was dressed impeccably from head to toe, other than the fact that his penis was hanging out of the front of his trousers. A woman opposite said "Excuse me! I don't think anyone wants to see that".

The chap said "Madam! Forgive me" and did up the two front buttons on his jacket.
( browser still relating boring anecdotes into a void on, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:02, 4 replies)

Everyone should click this.
I love surreal.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:46, closed)

*agrees*

*clicks*
( Moey, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:49, closed)

Laughing til tears come
this is an absolute winner!
(TDub Nunc id vides, nunc ne vides on, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 5:14, closed)

Ha ha
I love it!
( chart cat has an itch, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 5:40, closed)