Short and, apparently, not so sweet...
A colleague just informed me of half a conversation he just overheard not 2 minutes before. The young lady he inadvertently eavesdropped on was, apparently, discussing a matter of some delicacy on the telephone, although her tone didn't necessarily testify to this:

"Well, the fing is..." she recounted through the smacking lips of a perpetual gum chewer "... that's when 'e got 'is cock aaat, an' I jus' fort: naah fanks, an' I left, innit."

The nudity may not have been unexpected, but I'm sure the response was, at least for the poor fella involved.
( Moey, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:19, 8 replies)

Perhaps she's a
reluctant vet?
(bazmorningstar efil4nat3b, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:20, closed)

Then she's wasting her time working as an assistant in my office!
I'm sure vets are far better paid.
( Moey, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:22, closed)

Perhaps she thinks
you're a vet?
(bazmorningstar efil4nat3b, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:28, closed)

She does keep asking
if I'll take a look at her pussy. I just assumed she wanted to show me her minge.

How embarrassing, she must have meant her cat all along.
( Moey, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:36, closed)

or her minge.
Could be she has a thing for Vets?

P'raps you could pretend?
(bazmorningstar efil4nat3b, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:43, closed)

...
I've told her to get it out, but she just looks at me blankly and mumbles something about it not being there, or it not being the right time, or something.

Maybe she's just a blithering idiot.




Or, maybe I'm the blithering idiot. I've been told as much before, and it's really quite likely.
( Moey, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:47, closed)

Trust me, they're not

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:46, closed)

This has made me chuckle most ungracefully.
Hurrah.
( Bats, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:54, closed)