Thatbloke reminds me
of my mate's front-room shenanigans.

She never used to close her curtains either, even when doing the deed in her front room.

This might sound quite run of the mill, except that she weighs about 23 stone and finds regular intercourse a little hard to manage.

So a few years ago at bonky time she would kneel naked in front of the sofa and lean over.
The boyfriend'd lie, also naked, underneath her, face up, feet away from the sofa (with me so far?) and give her a tongue-lashing, meantime polishing his helmet with a free hand.

I never saw this, but apparently assorted insurance salesmen, Betterware agents and council repairs officials did, and they were all kind enough to leave a card without knocking.

The same mate also bonked a policeman on the bonnet of his Rover in the middle of an office car park, potentially in full view of the CCTV cameras, if they were pointed that way.

She gets loads of action. Don't write off fat bints!
(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:08, 4 replies)

Good solid bonnets Range rovers
nice suspension too. nods
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:28, closed)

Hondas are much better.

( Cawl, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:36, closed)

I now have the N.W.A. tune
"Fuck Tha Police" buzzing in my head with some "interesting" visuals. Sure does liven up the afternoon in the office!
(RVD420 has his world coming down on, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:47, closed)

Sullying that fine tune eh
heheheheheh
(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 15:18, closed)