Unexpected NudityThere you are minding your own business, looking neither to the left, nor to the right, when suddenly... SURPRISE TODGER!
Tell us just how un-erotic unexpected encounters with nudey people can be.
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chthonic, Thu 28 May 2009, 13:32)
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Holy fucking wank biscuits on wheels!Consider this phrase taxed, Mr...
As always, great work - and, yes... I really do love you, I mean REALLY. If I could bare your children I would (or we could just have alot of fun trying).
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SpankyHanky, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:10,
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I'd watch your homophones if I were youBear (in the medical sense) = carry to term
Bare = make naked
Now are you really sure "If I could bare your children I would (or we could just have alot of fun trying)" is really what you wanted to say?
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If there's anybody I would allow to strip my children nekked...Then it'd be Spanky.
but I'd still probably just prefer the shag instead ;)
EDIT: shag of me...not of my children. erm...I mean...
*continues digging hole*
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Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:34,
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I would gladly do any type on nekkidness with PooflakeI would also bare his existing ones if I could, or bear him some new ones (they'd be pretty kiddies) and I'd even consider fucking a bear if that would help speed the situation along...
Writing stuff while at my desk at work with this here B3ta minimized in the corner of my screen causes all sorts of fuck ups like this - bear with me...(or bare with me - go on, you first).
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SpankyHanky, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:35,
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