Unexpected NudityThere you are minding your own business, looking neither to the left, nor to the right, when suddenly... SURPRISE TODGER!
Tell us just how un-erotic unexpected encounters with nudey people can be.
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chthonic, Thu 28 May 2009, 13:32)
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Sign him upAssuming he still lives at home with mummy & daddy get revenge the best way.... through others.
Make them doubt his sexuality by signing him up for some postal gay club or holiday brochures etc. The more evidence the better. Then using a friends mobile phone up the house and in your most camp voice leave him a message on the answerphone.
Like a good shag, the longer you keep it up the better it is. So keep the doubt in their mind over a good year long period until most of the family are convinced he's an Elton.
(, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 17:16, 1 reply)
This Is ....Genius... He's leaving home to go to uni soon.. if I send them addressed to him after he leaves.... then she'll think he was hiding them all this time!
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:43, closed)
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