Back when I was married I went to the pub with my wife, her friend (who I quite fancied) and her husband.
My wife and her friend's hubby went off to the bar to order some food and I and the friend were left making small talk.

She'd recently been on holiday so I asked her if she'd enjoyed it, and commented on the fact that she had a nice tan - to which she replied something about white bits and pulled down her top slightly to show me...

...except she didn't, she actually got one of her norks completely out.

I was absolutely gobsmacked, but nowhere near as much as she was - she totally didn't mean to do it and was mortified; she's about as far removed from a "Look at my tits!" ladette-type as you can imagine.

Later on when she was drunk though she thought it was hilarious :)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 1:07, Reply)