My new brother inlaw and his junk
My Sister was to be married the next day. The pre-wedding party of 30 was all drinking. A lot. The entire refrigerator in the suite looked like the video for "Ain't nuttin' but a G thang". We were doing shots of everything. Guys were tackling each other and going through walls and doors. It was a sloppy mess. I was going back to my room to cry and masturbate with my tears when I hear a girl screaming.

My soon to be brother-and-law's lady friend was running down the hallway opposite to mine screaming. The good kind of screaming. She was being chased by Greg, who had his pants around his ankles and was doing the Frankenstein arms and the grab ass hands. I guess she was screaming pretty loud, because someone opened the door as she was running by.

The girl opening the door was buck nekked. She opened the door just in time to see Greg and his dick. Greg stopped to look to see who had opened the door and turned to give her a full frontal shot. She screamed. Greg pulled up his pants and kept running. It's a good thing he did because a naked roided out Marine with a semi leap out from behind his new nude bride. He catches up with Greg and screams;

"Hey fucker, I have been waiting 5 years to see my wife naked! (stupid Christians) You just ruined my wedding night. I am going to kick your ass!" Greg was in no mood to fight a naked marine and runs into the party suite. The Marine guy is adamant about kicking somebody's ass and chooses mine.

I says, "Hey, you have a beautiful wife up there who is waiting for you. The last thing I would be doing right now is messing around with a bunch of dudes."

"No he saw my wife naked." The Marine insisted. "I have to kick somebody's ass."

"Well, OK. But would you mind making it someone who isn't taking pictures tomorrow?" I inquired.

Eventually the Marine's mother came out, his semi disappeared, and he went back to his room to finally experience the carnal delight of his wife.

I drove drunk to Taco Bell and got a crunch wrap then went to bed.

The next day while lining up to walked down the isle I asked him how she looked.

"Oh dude, she was smoking!"
(anotherlogan and the whit he shites, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 9:04, 6 replies)

nice story
but needs more flow chart. No idea who anyone is.
(Spidge New sig needed, donations gratefully accepted., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:32, closed)

Thanks for the feedback
This was written while drunk several months ago for my friends who knew who everyone was. Fixed.

Greg = new brother and law who thinks it funny to pull his dick out. Though due to lack of size it's funny for all the wrong reasons.
(anotherlogan and the whit he shites, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 20:13, closed)

Bet she...
...smoked the white owl.
(SonoraAeroClub "OH SWEET HELEN OF BALLS!", Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:37, closed)

Is this a pearoast?
It sounds familiar..
(Burt Burt, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:10, closed)

Definitely a pea
Couldn't follow it last time either.
(Vice Admiral Sir Charles Cockbrush KCB MBE DSO, who is finding it increasingly difficult to log into b3ta.com wants to duck your aunt and kick your puppy, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 15:47, closed)

Wasn't sure if I had used this one before
Guess I did. Sorry.
(anotherlogan and the whit he shites, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 20:13, closed)