SNAKE?
Walking to my girlfriend's house at the other end of the Meadows I had reached the crossroads between Edinburgh Uni and Newington, and waited for the green man. At this point a policeman on a motorbike stopped in the road and said 'Sorry guys, you're going to have to wait to cross.' At this point I noticed that:

A. It was still a red man and I couldn't cross anyway.
B: There were more polis on motorbikes holding traffic at bay on two sides of the crossroads.

Sure enough, a small cavalcade was lead through by more police. In a fairly bulky looking rolls royce type car I saw none other than Camilla and possibly Charles on the other side (couldn't see him, but it was definitely her). The policeman thanked us for our patience, and the green man signalled across the road.

It was at this point I noticed that my flies were down, the zip splayed open like a denim vagina.

CAMILLA ALMOST SAW MY COCK, but then she probably just would've fired buckshot at it and set the hounds on me.
(thePontificator, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:08, 2 replies)

the pair of cunts
were in glasgow as well...

choking up the traffic with their fucking entourage

why cant they just wait in the traffic like all the other plebs

royalty don't do traffic jams it would seem.

shower of shitsniffers
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:42, closed)

Showing them cocks
is too good for them.
(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:28, closed)