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A few years ago me and some friends went on a trip to Prague in between uni terms. It is an awesome city. Even though I got my jacket, phone and passport nicked (someone kindly left the door to the hostel open when they left that morning), I still had a great time and left with no uncertainty whatsoever as to my new favourite beer (Staropramen Dark).

This trip occurred during the middle of winter, making the loss of my jacket a major problem during the later days of the trip, so we ventured out into areas of the city where we hoped we could find a cheap jacket that I could afford with my remaining moneys.On a street with a cafe named 'The Dog's Bollocks', outside of which was a bright magenta Ford Escort, we saw a rising cloud of steam and a steady torrent of liquid rising into the air. We assumed a car engine had gone wrong.

Instead, we found a boy of primary school age was standing between two parked cars, trousers and pants round his ankles, leaning back and arcing a torrent of piss about seven feet into the air. His eyes shone with the reflection of the liquid (which was the colour of Lilt, indicating that he was reasonably well refreshed), as they followed the pee-path on its journey to the middle of the cobbled street. He looked at it in wonder, and idly used the hand that wasn't clenched around his cashew-nut resembling boyhood to scratch his chest, so that anyone coming up the street from the other end would have seen 5 aghast looking Scottish students staring at a hardy but almost completely naked child, stretching up his top and rubbing his chest.

Our response, naturally, was to walk away quickly. After we had pushed Steve towards it and yelled something about his 'Golden Shower from a toddler' experience.
(thePontificator, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:21, 2 replies)

Parts of Prague's beauty come in barrels
Pintificator wrote:
I still had a great time and left with no uncertainty whatsoever as to my new
favourite beer (Staropramen Dark).

Good choice! It tends to blow up your trouser size, however.
(timbolator successfully hiding from the authorities on, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 16:03, closed)

It's hard to get in Britain
I've been in bars that serve budvar dark but never found any selling staropramen. Shame.
(thePontificator, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 19:17, closed)