Public shower bishop bashing
I went swimming with a bunch of mates once (teenager, late 80s) and when we left for the showers we discovered a guy of around the same age already there, completely naked. The nakedness itself wasn't that much of a surprise, the fact that he was furiously wanking was. He stopped what he was doing but didn't seem at all embarrassed, finishing his shower tackle out. The problem in such a situation is where to look. You either have to make a point of looking in the other direction, which just seems unnatural, or you look in the direction of the the person and then your eyes can't help being drawn to the offending area.
Saw the guy working in McDonald's a few days later (and no, I'm sure he didn't do anything unpleasant in a burger ...)
(Terrible Tiger, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 18:00, Reply)