Evil!
How is it that I can leave my 3 kids alone in a room for two seconds and return to find that everything has been messed up.

Any room will have all the drawers emptied over the floor, items too heavy for them to move themselves have been turned upside down and toys everywhere. One time I went to the bathroom to find out my 6 year old had somehow pissed on the ceiling (I was impressed as even I couldn't do that).

The kids blame all this on poltergeists, but I just think that they're the spawn of satan.
(mon bison powered by magnets, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 10:32, 2 replies)

aah but you see
If they're the spawn of satan
then surely you're satan!
"cue the omen music"
(Freddles, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 7:02, closed)

My 2 kids do the exact same thing!
Spooookyyy
( flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 2:27, closed)