Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Ahem.

Tales of the unexplained. Now - do we make this a spooky one or a funny one? Sod it, let's do both. It's nearly home time on the other side of the planet so sod my employers!

Spooky One

'twas a cold, dark night in the depths of Devon. Had spent the day running myself ragged and decided that instead of sleeping rough would find a B&B for the night.

Found one equipped with the mandatory scary old woman and her inbred son.

Managed, being a man of the world (aged 19) to get lost (I know) on the way back between the pub and the B&B, and ended up spending the night sleeping in their hedgerow, not realising that I was actually about 2m from the front door.

That night was spent with the wind howling and birds screeching, Land Rovers passing. It was like a pre-Prison Break adventure, and quite fun despite that!

Funny One

How the hell did a div like me luck into a reasonably good (if ridiculously unbalanced) life?

Hmm.

Ed.
(Eds Meds Mathskillz=1,Socialskillz=0, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 10:54, 1 reply)

You rock
for using the word 'div'. Only the best people do.

Cx
(Clarabelle is reverting to type on, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 15:41, closed)