I just had to post this
Now, this isn't my own work - I'm simply reposting someone else's post in full, and I take no credit for it whatsoever. Please do not *click* I Like This - that would be unfair.

I simply had to share this - this is the funniest post I have ever read on QOTW. And no, it's not frankspencer, Legless, Pooflake, Humpty, Che or any other fine, current B3tans. It's by a poster most of you will never have heard of, called ruud316, profile here: www.b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=45024 I don't think he's posted here for months, which is a crying shame. It's a post from the 'Messing With The Dark Side' QOTW, and is a work of comedy genius.

Behold:


"German Helmet.
Cammelfanny

''the thirteenth devil woooooo!
We did a Wonggy (how the fuck do you spell it?) board in our shed, there we're 8 of us. 1984 I think?''

1983 you silly cow! And there was a Devil! I kicked him in the nuts! If you hadn't have run off you would of seen him. (really! Kids!)

Any way my story.

We went to France to vistit the somme with my Mum and Dad and 1 of my brothers. Because it was something my Mum always wanted to do, plus I found it very interesting as well.

Any way we toured round the battle field and came to a place called Delvil or Devils Wood as the South African soldiers called it. There was only one original tree still left which had been shelled to shit! Any way my Mum said she found it scary as it was getting dark, and there was a funny feeling in the air. Probably the curry I had for lunch.

Any way I bought an WWI German helmet that had been dug up, it had a bullet hole in it. My Mum then Refused to dust my room from then on saying the helmet was haunted by the poor sod who had his brains blown out, in it.

One night I had a vision of shadow on my floor of a German soldier, to be honest I have no idea if it was a dream (probably!) But in the morning I sat with it on me knee and explained to it (twat!) that I was just looking after the helmet and it's owner didn't need it any more.

The next night I had a vision or dream of this shadow waving good bye to me, and I haven't seen it since.

OOOOOOKA SPOOKA! Wooooooooooooooooo!"

Every time I read that, I giggle like a loon. Utterly brilliant.

Again, I take no credit for this post - I simply had to share it.
(Pavlov's Frog figures no-one really reads sigs anyway, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 19:12, 2 replies)

Haha!
It does have a certain amount of naive charm.
( girlinthehole, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 19:54, closed)

Ahahahaha!
Wonggy board! Hilarious!

Having read the rest of their replies, I suspect ADHD. Or just general, but very funny, bonkersness.
(G-Lo, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 9:44, closed)