ABDUCTED BY ALIENS? Me?
_{Apologies, someone's probably done this one on an earlier page and I've missed it, but just in case...}

I am starting to believe I'm a prime target for some sort of alien abduction programme. There have been several evenings where I have gone out with some friends, and found, the following morning, a huge gap in my memory. What the hell happened to me between 11 o'clock that night and 10 the following morning? Where was I? And how did I get all the way back from Hammersmith to Elephant & Castle with NO MEMORY OF ANY JOURNEY?

Spooky, isn't it? I can only presume that I was picked up by aliens who ran tests on my unconscious body, and the splitting headache is entirely due to the tests they ran of my brain and has nothing to do with any alcohol I may have consumed in that evening.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 21:44, 4 replies)

Yup! been done.
Pooflake no less.
( girlinthehole, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 21:46, closed)

Damn!
Beaten to it. (Or should that b3tan to it?) I'm sure my eyesight's getting worse...
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 21:47, closed)

Here it is.
www.b3ta.com/questions/unexplained/post189803
( girlinthehole, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 21:49, closed)

Cheers,
Yeah, he did it a lot better than I did as well. Oh well, thought it was worth a try.(particularly given my scepticism will probably leave me with nothing else to post this week!)
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:43, closed)