Haunted ocean

When swimming in the sea, especially when children are around, one often floats into a "warm patch". This is fairly easily explained by the phenomenom that is piss.

However, have you ever swum into a cold patch? What is it, anti piss?

Or perhaps the ghost of some poor fish torn apart by a one of it's bigger bretheren, or even worse the ghost of some long dead pirate clutching at your dangly legs intent on dragging down to the bottom of the cold dark ocean where you will forever have to act out pirate porn for him.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 9:54, 3 replies)

Thermals, basically
You get it scuba diving as well. You can be 10 metres down, nice and warm then bang, you hit a cold patch when you descend a bit further. Then suddenly a few metres further down, it warms up again.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 4 Jul 2008, 11:02, closed)

Pirate Ghosts...
are a far more fun explanation. I'm going to follow religeous types and believe in what I can fit/enjoy/cling onto best rather than accepting simple scientific explanation.


*prays to black beard yarrrrgh-men*
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 13:50, closed)

As we are talking about pirates
Did you hear about the pirate porn film?

It was rated Yarrr!


(Gets coat)
(mon bison powered by magnets, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 14:28, closed)