enforced self abuse
Bad luck mate, I know all about expensive hand shandies after having spent £12k on two goes, and the bastards wouldn't even change the video when it stopped mid-wank. Luckily for me and Mrs Splurgle, we tried the old fashioned way and got lucky. I think it was all the fertility drugs that they pumped into wifey that made her super susceptible to my love-wrigglies. Better luck next time and don't forget, practice is free and fun.
(urgle-splurgle molesting small goats since, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 13:51, Reply)