A massive coincidence
I used to go out with a girl whose best friend, Michaela, lived a couple of miles away in the middle of an estate. One Christmas we got back from a 'do' late and went to the local KFC. When we came out we were harangued by a little cat who ended up following us the half mile home. We fed it but before sending it on it's little way I opened the name cannister on it's collar and replaced the paper with new details. I left the same address and phone number but changed it's name to 'Pissflaps'.

A couple of days later we were in the pub with Michaela and her other half and they started to tell us about a cat that had turned up on their doorstep one morning. When they opened it's cannister they were highly amused by it's name - 'Pissflaps'. It must have walked straight from ours to their place (like, 2 miles away remember). They rang the owner who was completely bemused but came round and picked it up. What are the chances of that, eh? Eh? Supernatural I tells ya.
( routine has perfected burgers, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:50, Reply)