MYSTERIOUSLY VANISHING PIZZA RIDDLE (old post but very applicable)
A few years back I got home to my Mums house from a night on the pish and decided to make some food. I was pretty trashed and it was more day than night after a heavy night out clubbling.

I decided a pizza would do the job and duly made the pizza, took the pizza up to bed and than ate the pizza.

I was woken a few hours later by the sound of my angry Mother shouting and telling me to get my arse downstairs straight away.

She was in the kitchen and not very happy at all about the charcoal remains of pizza under the grill.

This was very confusing to me as I remembered taking the pizza upstairs and eating it.

I took my Mum upstairs and showed her my empty plate and explained that I had no idea how the charcoal pizza got there.

Thinking back, the only explanation is that I was so wankered from my nights antics that I came home, put a pizza under the grill, took my empty plate upstairs and imagined eating the pizza. My friends still take the piss now.

But then again - Who turned the grill off and how come the house didn’t set on fire if I had left the pizza there and taken an empty plate upstairs?

I guess I'll never know.
( DUMBLONDE is a rubber lover girl, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:06, 2 replies)

AHA
Maybe it was an automatic turny offy grill and you stuck two pizzas under there. Or you're mad. Arrrrrgh. Stop trying to make me grill my pizza instead of baking it...the base doesnt crisp up!
(powervator and NONE SHALL PASS, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:08, closed)

Pizza
That's probably the most times I've ever seen the word "Pizza" in a QOTW answer....

You win the pizza award.
(Maccy Divided by 0 on, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 14:27, closed)