Shop haunting
When he was a bit younger, my brother got a part time job at a fishmonger's. Really unpleasant work - gutting fish, throwing away the guts and making them look presentable for the customers. The owner of the shop used to pay well though, purely because the job sucked and that was the only way he'd get someone to stay there long enough. Fish gutting and scaling is an art, and you need practice in order to stay good at it.

Now, having spent a bit too much on beer one week, brother dear was needing some overtime pay. And stayed late for three nights in a row, catching up on fish gutting. Nothing happened on the first two nights. On the third night, so I'm told, it was creepy. It was summer, but the inside of the shop was cold. Not just the fish storage or the counter but the whole shop. This wasn't solved even by turning the heating on.

He kept hearing whispers. Fragments of words in the background, always coming from the shop front. Every time he went out there, no-one was there. Obviously, after a while you'd get a bit creeped out.

After finishing up, he heard the whisper one last time, saying something like "hello?". He went out to check... and saw something there. A thing, in a black robe, transparent. Like the stereotypical image you have of Death. But stinking of fish.

It stuck a finger out at him and said in a loud clear voice.

"I'VE COME FOR YOUR SOLE"

(I am so so sorry)
(calamarain just invented dehydrated water, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 18:00, 6 replies)

Man, this QOTW is bringing out the punnage!
So here ya go:

*SPANG!*
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Fri 4 Jul 2008, 18:20, closed)

aaaaand
*click*
(Freddles, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 18:23, closed)

I don't normally enjoy teh punnage
But this one made me smile

*click*
(Pavlov's Frog figures no-one really reads sigs anyway, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 18:29, closed)

^walks away casually^

*turns and runs back*


*spaaaaaangs*





*then clicks*
( Moey, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 20:46, closed)

Dammit!
I keep getting sucked in by you Brits. I totally believed this until the last line.
(TDub Nunc id vides, nunc ne vides on, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 21:33, closed)

Erm
So what happened at the end? Did your brother actually give the customer the bottom of his shoe or what?




Aaaaaaaaaah! Did you see what I did there?
(powervator and NONE SHALL PASS, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:04, closed)