Unusual auction
I was on ebay today and I came across an interesting auction. A famous, spooky street magician had been caught cheating on his wife, so she'd chucked him out, forcing him to live in the guest apartment at the side of their home.

Being cooped up in that tiny flat reminded the levitating conjuror of the weeks he spent trapped in a glass cage without any food. The anguish was too much and he ripped out the floor of his kitchen and his bathroom in frustration.

The result was this pile of debris, put up for sale. It was the...

"Tiles of the annexed Blaine"
( chart cat has an itch, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 19:03, 9 replies)

*bows*

we.
are.
not.
worthy!
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Fri 4 Jul 2008, 19:06, closed)

^^^
What he said! WOW
( Axai is in Montréal, Canada O.o, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 19:35, closed)

Marvellous punnage
But more to the point, if you squint your eyes a bit when looking at chart cat's profile pics you can see that they are rather fine ladies he's with!
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 20:37, closed)

Cheers one and all for the kind words in the face of tremendous spangversary
@Pooflake: It is me who is not worthy, for I would crawl a thousand miles over broken shit-smeared glass just to lick piss off the shadow of some of your QOTW material.

@K2k6: They are both good friends and lovely ladies indeed. I know them both inside out [cough]

Shame they both chose to wear such pixelated makeup, eh? ;-)
( chart cat has an itch, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 23:43, closed)

This is a click...
...however how does your mind actually come up with that? How is it capable?

Do you dream in linguistic MC Escher or something?
(powervator and NONE SHALL PASS, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:01, closed)

Inside out, chart cat?
Most intriguing. Especially the inside bit!
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:16, closed)

@K2k6
Uh huh :-D

The one on the left of the picture starred in one of my very first QOTW answers

Be warned: Like a good spicy curry, that answer starts off saucy, but after the first few gobfuls, it might make you cry

I had a *very* spicy curry tonight. I'm dreading my next trip to the loo
( chart cat has an itch, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:58, closed)

@powervator
Thanks! (I think)

FYI: My brain is a neural network; a learning computer...

I can't be bargained with or reasoned with. I don't feel shame, or guilt, or remorse and I absolutely will not stop. EVER. Until you are 'slightly amused'.

/Terminator
( chart cat has an itch, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 1:17, closed)

Your puns
Your puns hurt my soul.
(TheSnark oh, c'mon, like you didn't see me coming, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 9:44, closed)