Abducted!!!!
I was at the pub last night after a fulfilling day spent making witty observations and drinking cider with my peers,when suddenly everything went black and the next thing i knew i was lying on top of my bed at home.What forces could move a man over a distance of an imperial mile leaving him with no memory of the journey and prevent him taking off his trousers before going to bed?Watch the skies people.
(yob soddoth happiness is a Dane called Hamlet?, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 14:38, 3 replies)

*click*
I had a similar experience, and have several unexplained texts on my phone too.
( baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 18:45, closed)

Its a dark dark day when a man is no longer able to undress before sleepy time. Frequently I find myself next to the couch, or in the shower, or pointing at the fridge all fully clothed after having, which for all other intents and purposes, a lovely sleepy.
Watching the skies indeed, there's something fucking terrible up there.
(Probably wont remember this tomorrow!)
(Formaly Over say's hello, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 2:15, closed)

*Answer*
You took the mythical beer-scooter home with your cider-visor engaged.
(ISignedUpToTalkShit but that was another QOTW, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 8:48, closed)